let's all sing along to a little

ditty that I have recently composed (the tune of which should be fairly obvious). . .

I have no excuses, save this one having recently been virtually (the meataphorical sense of the word, not this one) housebound due to attacks of varying degrees of agrophobia (and virtualphobia, to be honest, if that's any kind of excuse for my absence) (not that I have to provide one), today I absolutely had to make a break from this cabin in which I'm suffering the 'phobia fever. . .
. . . basically, despite having "given up" a while back, I ran out of fags
so, to distract myself from the ensuing panic, as I ventured out into the streets of SWSomthingOrOther, I made up this song. . .
Union Jacks everywhere
Bunting - it fills the air
G*d Save Our Queen!

Let the crown skip from Charles
Straight to Wills, he's our darl'
With Kate upon his regal arm
A Com-moner for Queen!

hip hooray
and all that bunkum

(-;

26 comments:

Vicus Scurra said...

You are in s sorrier state than I feared.
Never mind, you will not be a target when the revolution comes.

Vicus Scurra said...

Typo! Sorry.

mig bardsley said...

Well I'm so pleased you've given up the virtual part of the phobias cos I've missed you. (Not having given up my own smokescreen I can't comment on that part as it might be misconstrued - on the other hand, anything that gets you out is good?)
Goodness, I've missed you!
hugs xxxx
(Just wondering - did Queenie have her hair tinted to match her hat do you think?)

Oh crumbs! I've just seen the word ver - I'm saving this comment before I touch it : )

mig bardsley said...

Yay - worked first time :)

Mel said...

She looks a bit more regal than the rest--but I'm thinking that's suppose to be the case.

<-- here for the coffee.

And no matter the circumstances that created the absence, it's the present presence that matters. Leastwise in my book, that's true.

(__)?

Black.

The rest can have that flowery stuff--we can tell 'em I've save it for them and am being graciously kind.
(of course, we know that's not zackly truth........LOL)

Mel said...

Wow.....NOW I have photos with NUMBERS!
k....that's wayyyyyyyyy easier than the garbled goop they call word vers.....'cept when the photos all blurry and I can't squint well enough to work it out.....

Zig said...

Ha ha ha I never noticed Her hair matched her outfit until Mig pointed out, guess its a reflection but it looks ace.

Sorry to hear you've been phobic - but luckily you won't be first against the wall come the revolution, that must be a relief!

((((xxxx))))

Z said...

Sometimes I wish I was a smoker. People who smoke are so often the best ones.

Mel said...

60 years--that's a long time to have to fulfill that responsibility. What a fun thing to be able to be a part of, huh?

I'm glad you had an excuse to invent a happy tune. It's good you took the venture out, methinks. And it's good that you shared that here with us.

Do more of that, maybe? :-)

mig bardsley said...

I think what she means is 'more more, we love you'.
xxxx
(Sorry, two many glasses of wine - I lose all sense of restraint)

Oh crumbs! the word ver is looking horribly creative!

Mel said...

MORE MORE!! We love you!!!

<-- felt a need to clarify.

And that's with NO glasses of wine..LOL

Mel said...

*yawning*

Coffee please.
All the noise and hype are over for the moment....coffee is definitely required. :-O *yawning*

mig bardsley said...

Hugs.

Mel said...

Good morning!!
I've played with Horatio, dropped him a few piles of food and stared at the flowery drink with lemons for a bit.

And, of course, had a bit of coffee.....so I think I'm good for the moment.

Mel said...

(__)?

*waiting*

Black, please.

<-- brought the little cup aka: 'normal' mug

<-- trying not to be greedy

:-/

Like that'll last?! Hahahahaha

dinahmow said...

Bugger! I forgot to put you back in my reader.
But now I have done so. And, like Zig, I missed ER's blue hair at first.
Oh! I'm home now.Email on way...after my coffee.

Mel said...

*humming happily*

It's midweek and the sun is shining--and it's 104 heat index forecasted for today. *humming* Most folks are holing up in their airconditioning--but me.......on the patio until I'm stuck at the office.....and then back to the patio!
The flutterbys are loving it and so am I.

With a cuppa coffee even! :-)

<-- definitely not well LOLOL

Spadoman said...

I haven't been here in a long time. I miss you. I send good thoughts, always.

I'll have what Mel's having.


Peace

Rimshot said...

((((((((you))))))))

luv u, miss u, praying for you.

Mel said...

<-- enjoying the view, tyvm

:-)

Mel said...

Dropping in to let you know that the brokenness on the computer is......supposedly fixed! And, according to himself, it was a lovely "ungrateful colonial bastards day". LOL
He doesn't mince words most days.

;-)

Mel said...

Ughh.....can you say 'hot'?
Horribly hot.
And humid.

Too hot to drink coffee....outdoors.
Which is why I'm taking my coffee here--inside with Horatio!

Have I ever mentioned that I like to make him tap dance? LOL

Mel said...

Happy Monday to you!! I hope you are enjoying the summer season with the youngsters--a holiday or two might be a good plan.......maybe to the seaside!

Mel said...

(__)? Top it off with the good stuff, please.

No sugar, no cream.
Just black.

<-- easily pleased, tyvm.

Yaknow, himself was up in arms about vendors not being able to see fries/chips at the Olympics, thinking his country had gone mad to sell out to McDonalds--he'll be relieved to know that's NOT the case.
Poor thing had a tough time getting to sleep last night obsessing about it all.

LOL French Fries......he was obsessing over FRENCH FRIES!! Hahahahahahaha

Mel said...

I wonder if they'd like to join me for coffee.........

JUST sayin'....

Mel said...

*putting out the checkered table cloth*

*centering the flowers and scattering crayons*

*humming happily*

(__)?

<-- sipping and wondering where I put the confetti