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I have the children for the weekend

as X is stuck somewhere in the Middle Eastapparently it is freezing cold in Riyadh, takes only an hour to drive from Abu Dhabi to Dubai (which he says is like Las Vegas without the neon)(altho as far as I know, he's never been to Vegas); it rained so much for so long in Abu Dhabi that the hotel atrium was gushing water - it doesn't rain very often so their gutters can't cope! or perhaps it was Riyadh where it was raining. . . I can't remember now

X had phoned for a chat (poor thing must have been feeling lonely); he said he'd had to wear a tie for the first time in three years, as he was meeting some Prince or other, and apparently his neck chaffed as a resultit's a bit strange really, cos I've tried finding a photo of an Arabian prince in a tie - and I can't! perhaps it's just the equivalent of requirements of royal formal wear? who knows. . .

this end we're still in our PJs having a relaxing day of it, homeworks are slowly being done, there's a roast to cook at some stage, kittens have been retrieved from their mother's hiding place (under my bed) and played with in front of the fire (one of the reasons for the homeworks only being done "slowly") and life goes on. . .

and, altho I wish my brain didn't work like this, all I can think of is the following song. . .

sometimes I just have to ask myself

but that's a really tricky one, because ha ha ha!
I..........
HOPE....... there R
one or two simple things
th@ bring a smile
2 your face
2day
XX
X

I takes a small trip up to Town

(it was about time I got out of the house)
the first wonderful thing that happened to me was this poemWhalesong*

I boom-mumble ____ I bass-blow
I hull-heavy _______I big/slow
I boat-bump ______-I limpet-skin
I soft-sink ________I sky-swim
I sea-search ______ I salt-swallow
I bone-backed _____I fluke-follow
I gulf-cross _______I listen-talk
I moon-map _______I wave-walk
I tail-turn ________I time-keep
I ship-wreck ______I song-seek
I blue-blood ______ I grumble-sing
I fish-heart _______I dream king


Sophie Stephenson-Wright (*read it aloud to appreciate its true wonderfulness) turns out she's a 19-year old Londoner who won a Poem on the Underground competition I was a tube train where I enountered above poem. . . transport art is excellent, isn't it?with a day starting out like that, I'm amazed it got any better - but it did! (of which, more later)
(but I came home on the bus, so no more poems)

I decides to treat herself

so, there I was. . . grocery cupboard as empty as Mother Hubbard'sinternet online home delivery food order placed. . . a quick trip to the supermarket needed to tide us over in the meantime. . . as I was wandering around in a slightly disengaged state of mind I thought to myself that it has been a long time since I did any interesting cooking and just because The Teens won't eat interesting food, didn't mean that I couldn't buy something nice for myself

I decided to go Thai and picked up some stems of lemon grass, a chunk of fresh ginger root, a small pot of kaffir lime leaves, a bunch of fresh coriander, a clove of garlic, some rice and set about trying to find the coconut milk. . .

. . . I mean, you can't cook Thai without coconut milk, right? I looked everywhere and in the meantime found myself in the sweets/chocolate section where I was sidetracked by a small but perfectly formed box of hand churned Devon butter toffee slab squares, which I decided could be my substitute for a couple of boxes of chocolates I was given for xmas - I really don't like boxes of chocolate, so they'd gone straight in the bin without going via The Teens, who also don't like boxes of chocolates (I'll eat violet and rose creams, but only if they are covered in dark chocolate) - and then when I'd was back on track and had looked everywhere to no avail so had given up looking for the coconut milk I decided to ask for help: the store manager guy couldn't find any either as it turned out that the supermarket was out of stock of coconut milk

I couldn't be bothered to retrace my steps and put everything back so I proceeded to the till, where when the checkout lady had put everything thru - for the Thai meal that I can't cook because there was no coconut milk - she then had to call the store manager guy because apparently when she swiped my special treat to myself toffee a message came up reading "DO NOT SELL, PRODUCT RECALL, RETURN TO MANUFACTURER"

*pffffffffffffft*
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I is ill

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it's either viral pleurisy (for which one drinks lots of fluids, swallows masses of non-steroidal anti-inflammatories, rests up and stays off the fags) (and - just to be safe - rules out all sorts of other things like pulmonary embolism and pneumonia, so I have to go for a chest x-ray and some kind of scan or other)
or gallstones (unlikey, since I have none of the other symptoms; but the doctor recommended following a low-fat diet anyhow. . . which I already do, if you don't count the fact I drink ordinary milk)
or something else (for which a trip to the phlebotomist is required - more needles!! thanks to the wonders of the NHS, my veins can be tapped straight after I've had the x-ray) when I was describing the pain to the doctor she uttered those chiling words "you might have strained your intercostal muscles" at which point I burst into tears and said that that was exactly what they told my mother every month for six months and then they finally took her pain seriously and diagnosed multiple myeloma, which had caused all her ribs to fracture. . . strained intercostal muscles don't result in being unable to sleep, yawn, laugh, cough or generally breathe due to stabbing lung pain as far as I know; it wasn't the washing-up at the weekend either, because the pain didn't start until yesterday. . .
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. . .on the other hand, wouldn't it be funny if it actually was strained intercostal muscles due to too much washing-up. . .
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. . .hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I has some post!

the lovely sorrow sent me a card
the caption reads:

IF you were
REALLY
an enchanted tree,
you'd grow
CHOCOLATE and
DOUBLE EXPRESSOS.

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